December 2009
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This friendship will be live-blogged!
It’s true, everyone.
We will share with you even the most remotely funny conversations that we have.
It’s almost 2010.
DEAL. WITH. IT.
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“There were a total of 674 passengers, not counting crew or the terrorists...”
– I’m not asking for the world, but for fucks sake if you cannot let me pee in the claustrophobic cupboard called an airplane bathroom, then those fucking terrorists have already won!
[Fivethirtyeight.com via Newsweek]
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You know, the worst thing about being fat? It’s not the looks you get when you go shopping, or the snide remarks or the free advice from random strangers who are appropriately told to get stuffed. Nope. Not even the increased blood pressure. There are worse things. It’s the really awful fat jokes. If I had a nickel for every time someone made a terrible fat joke, I would retire to the cayman...
“A relationship is nothing more than a large number of one-night stands.”