February 2010
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This show is too fucking boring. And the gay was...
OMFG! It's 1997 again! Ricky Martin!
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The Grammy association President is such a tool!
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I'm happy for Rihana. Bitch is having a much...
I can't like Livin' on a prayer. Not even...
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Nothing is worth sitting here listning to Bon...
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MJ's kids are classier than the rest of their...
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Gaycrest introducing Taylor Swift. Where is Kanye...
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When the "Dave Matthews band" performs, it will be...
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Zac Brown band are just like Susan Boyle! Except...
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OMG! This Zac Brown band is worse than a show on...
OMG, Taylor Swit & Taylor Lautner! Boy, he's a...
Oh, wait, that was Justin something.
Whatevs.
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Shit, don't ruin November Rain! Noooooooooooo . ....
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Cheez, Jamie Foxx, go slow on the autotune! At...
Actually, that’s a good thing!
Never mind!
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WHAT? Kings of fucking Leon? Really?
Quick, someone uninvite Bonjovi right now while no...
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OMG, I just heard the Jonas brothers talk for the...
Look, it's the black eyed peas and their pal,...
Thank Gaga Miley Cyrus and her fake drawl won't be...
What is a "Zac Brown" anyway?
Pink, your stunts r gettin tiresome!
They're just fuckin with Kanye now, with Swift's...
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Beyonce turned into a short, fat man!
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Who invited Russell Brand? Eyuck!
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Elton, this is a million times better than the...
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The Grammy's just got relevant again!
January 2010
132 posts
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
- Mark Twain in Letter to Mrs Foote, Dec. 2, 1887
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Who knew that the first hostile regime Obama would...
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You know you have been on Tumblr for too long when...
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A most awesome paragraph
via Gawker:
Unintended consequence of puritan sex politics: The existence of a wholly miraculous political organization that goes by the name “Sex Party.” In a nation commonly known as the “Down Under.”
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People just want things done for free
Back when I was a computer programmer, people wanted me to help them solve their computer problems, so that they don’t have to pay someone to do it. They also wanted me to help them decide which computer to buy, even though that wasn’t my area of expertise. So instead of arguing with them, I just went along the charade. And they ended up with a lot of clunkers.
Then I switched over to...
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NPH pwns Simon Cowell
Yaysies! Hypotheticaly, if the do get NPH to replace Simon next year, and we have both Ellen and NPH on the judging panel, both gay superheroes, the ratings would go throught the roof.
That’s because all gays are supposed to watch whatever NPH does and all Lesbians have to watch whatever Ellen does, otherwise they kick you out.
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Goodbye Betty, we hardly knew ye!
On some level, I’m glad Ugly Betty got cancelled.
Bitch was getting way more action than she deserved.
[pic via Gawker]
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fuckyeahladygaga:
videomonsterr:
L A D Y | G A...
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The 5 Stages of Grief: iPad Joke Edition
soupsoup:
reimer:
1. Denial that everyone else is making the same iPad-maxipad joke. (Surely it’s just a coincidence. Surely the entire Internet just got its period.)
2. Sadness that your beloved friends don’t care about your every passing thought. (Surely you’re not all porn bots!)
3. Bargaining with the notion that this meme, too, shall pass. (The State of the Union jokes will pick up...
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“I am disgusted to see Dos [Passos] said that writers should not write now. If a...”
– Martha Gellhorn, 1941 (via The Daily Dish)
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sign that you're a crazy neurotic person
warrennotg:
you post something, look at it on your dash, figure out a better way of saying it, change it, re-post it, but then see someone reblogged your original crappy version, and you actually think about changing your post back just so people won’t glare at you for changing posts so quickly.
Or change the post back to it’s original form before anyone notices!
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Chee, thanks for rolling over and playing dead,...
From CNN Political Ticker:
Delaware Attorney General Beau Biden said Monday he will not seek the U.S. Senate seat once held by his father, Vice President Joe Biden.
“I cannot and will not run for the United States Senate in 2010,” Biden said in an e-mail to supporters Monday. “I will run for re-election as Attorney General.”
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Zanny: Stop pouting like a little girl . . .
Friend: Stop being an asshole
Zanny: That's like asking me to stop breathing . . . !
Zanny: Or like asking Tiger Woods to choose one woman for the rest of his life!
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“We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the...”
– Best In Show (via overpowered)